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Father: Well son, how are your marks at school this term?
Son: Under water, dad
Father: What do you mean?
Son: They are all below ‘C’ level.
Two deaf persons meet…….
Deaf 1: Are you going to see a movie?
Deaf 2: No, No I am going to see a movie.
Deaf1: Oh! I am sorry; I thought you were going to see a movie!
Mr. X and His wife at a restaurant….
Mr. X: Drink the hot coffee soon.
Wife: Why are you making me drink the coffee so soon?
Mr. X: Looking at the menu card
Hot Coffee: Rs. 5
Cold Coffee: Rs. 10
Mr. X went to cinema theatre and he tried to park his car. He saw the board “Two Wheelers only”. Then he asked the gate keeper “Where should I park the remaining two wheels?”
Judge: Give me your name, occupation, charge, against you
Accused: My name is Spark. I am an electrician and the charge against me is battery stealing.
Judge: Put him in the dry cell
Accused: This is a terrible shock.
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