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Thief: Give me your bag.
Lady: Give me your Gun.
Thief: In that gun I didn’t keep bullets.
Lady: In that bag I didn’t keep money.

Q. Which driver can’t drive a vehicle?
A. Screw driver.

Questions:
1. Which Animal has teeth in its stomach?
2. The Animal which looks like Camel but not a Camel?
3. The Animal which has three Hearts?
4. Which organ does not have bone?
5. The Andhra man who created out natural flag?

Answers:
1. Lobster
2. Uamo
3. Octopus
4. Tongue
5. Pingali Venkaya

Teacher: write your fathers name in English.
Ramu: Temple steps river king.
Teacher: Are you joking.
Ramu: No mam my father name in Telugu is Gudi Metla Ganga Raju.

(Two children’s are fighting)
Teacher: Why you both are fighting?
Children: In exam he left his paper blank.
Teacher: Then why you are worried.
Children: Even I left my paper blank Teacher Might Think that we both are copied.

Quiz:

If x is 5 letters if you remove first letter x is dead. If you remove first 2 letters x is sick. Then what is x?

G.K Answers:

1. Anurpho Pallas Titanum, 12-24 feets, 80 kgs nearly.
2. Cartilage.
3. Mac Mohan.
4. Argentina, Brazil and Chile.
5. Puya Rymondi.

Riddles:

1. What a lonely banana says?
2. Which letter can fly?
3. Which letter can wears and pectacles?...

(1)Ramu: Every body bows their head before my father.
Ramesh: I think your father would be a great man.
Ramu: No he is a Barber.

(2) Ten sardarji’s and a girl was going in the Helicopter the pilot said one should leave the helicopter the helicopter is going to crash 10 sardarji’s and a girl was hanging to the helicopter. 10 sardarji’s are not accepted to leave helicopter. The girl accepted to leave helicopter all the Sardarji’s left helicopter...