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1. OFFICER; so you want to work in our company? Do you have any experience?
Candidate: I have enough experience. I sold my wife's gold ornaments. I have sold my house and other valuable articles in the house. What better experience do you need Sir?
2. Doctor: I had given you treatment for sleep walking? Has it worked?
Patient: What treatment did you give? I am not walking but running nowadays in my sleep!!