Computerised Conversation

Computerized Conversation is taking place between a wife & her husband and the husband happens to be an S/W Engineer.

Husband: (returning late from work) Good evening dear, I’m now logged in.

Wife: Have you brought the grocery?
Husband: Bad command or file name.

Wife: But I told you in the morning.
Husband: Erroneous syntax. Abort?

Wife: What about my new TV?
Husband: Variable not found…

Wife: At least give me your Credit Card, I want do some shopping.
Husband: Sharing Violation. Access denied.

Wife: Do you love me, do you love your computer, or are you just being funny.
Husband: Too many parameters…

Wife: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you.
Husband: Data type mismatch.

Wife: You are a useless nut.
Husband: It’s by default.

Wife: What about your salary?
Husband: File in use…Try after sometime.

Wife: Who was in the car this morning?
Husband: System is unstable. Press CTRL+ALT+DEL to reboot.