Tina- Mam, Raj and I had a dreadful tight!
Mam- calm down child, every marriage hear fighter.
Tina – I know, but what am I going to do with his BOOX.
Wife – why do you walk out every time I start singing.
Husband – So that neighbors don’t think that I am strangling you.
An unmarried man for no button on his shirt A married man has no shirt
Husband was returning home after cremating his wife. On seeing heavy lightning and thunderstorm in the sky he thinks : She must Have Reached!
A priest to a man you must love your enemies. Man I do father. My want enemies are whisky and woman!