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By Kavitha,Shravya,Sandhya

Teacher:What's the meaning of a school?
Robin: A school is a place where father pays and the child plays!

Teacher:Ramu,what is far moon or Bombay?
Ramu:Bombay,because we can see moon,but we cannot see Bombay.

Father: "Son, why are you standing with you hands up?"
Son: "Because you told me to revise everything I did in school today!"

Teacher: Amith, make a sentence starting with the letter 'I'.
Amit: I is...
Teacher: No, no, no, don't say I is, you say I am.
Amit: OK, I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.

Teacher:What did Mahatma Gandhi give us?
Pinki:Ma'am he gave us a holiday for 2nd october.

Girl:WHAT DID YOU GET THAT LITTLE MEDAL FOR? BOY:FOR SINGING
Girl:WHAT DID YOU GET THE BIG ONE FOR?
BOY:FOR STOPPING

Sam:Why are you not going to play with us today?
Adam:I am helping my father in doing my homework.

Ram: Mum!! May I have an apple?
Mother: But you have just had your lunch!
Ram: Yes Mum, but an apple a day keeps the doctor away and I have just broken his window

Teacher(to a boy):Give me an example of barren land.
Boy:My father's head.

Teacher:- Ramu,can you tell me the difference between morning and evening?
Ramu:In the morning our teachers scold us and in the evening our parents do that.

Compiled by Shravya , Kavitha & Sandhya VIB

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