Jokes

Q:WHAT IS THE NAME OF A CITY IN WHICH WE CANNOT ENTER?
A:ELECTRICITY
Mother: "Did you get a good place to sit in your history exam?"
Daughter: "yes, ma. I sat next to the cleverest kid in the class."
Teacher:What did Mahatma Gandhi give us?
Pinki:Ma'am he gave us a holiday for 2nd october.
FATHER:-WHY ARE YOU FOLLOWING THE LINE OF ANTS.
MINU:-TO SEE WHERE MUMMY HAS HIDDEN MY BOX OF CHOCOLATES