1. What is the longest word in the dictionary?
Smile, because it has a mile.

2. Why did a boy bring a ladder to a school?
He wanted to go to high school.

3. Which is the sweetest subject?
"HISTORY" because it's full of dates.

4. What did one pencil say to the other?
You' re looking sharp!

5. Why are dogs like phones?
They have collar IDs.

6. Teacher : When I ask you a question give the answer very fast.
Teacher : Which is the capital of India?
Student : Very fast.

7. Teacher : Spell "Blind Bird"
Student : B, l, n, d B, r, d
Teacher : Where are the two I's ?
Student : Teacher, .......... a blind bird doesn't have eyes.